April 30, 2008...8:34 am

ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES (english lessons and signboards)

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sometimes it’s just amusing when some people observe and take note of the obvious mistakes when they are in a public place . . . .

ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES…

Along a highway in Pampanga:

“WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE”

On a self-service restaurant in Cebu:

“PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN”

On this Post:

“Please be self service and get to my websayt”

In a Baguio grocery:

“FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE”

In Cubao:

“NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY”

On Jeepney and Bus signs:

“BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF”

On a flower shop in Rizal Avenue:

“WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS”

On a delivery truck:

“NOT FOR HERE”

On window of a restaurant in Baguio:

“WANTED: BOY WAITRESS”

A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies’ C.R. in a university:

“PLEASE DON’T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN.”

At a men’s comfort room, above a urinal:(maybe from UP Diliman dorm)

“HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN!!!”

At a construction site in Mandaluyong:

“BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG”

Somewhere along San Andres:

“NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS!”

Vacant lot near Makati Avenue:

“DON’T PARKING!!!”

At an eatery in Cebu:

“WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!”

Sa pader ng Intramuros:

“MARUNONG K BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMI-IHI DITO!”

And this is the best of them all…para sa mga abugado ito…. (no offends ha?)
On a building somewhere in the Philippines:

“NOTARY PUBLIC, TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO.”

Have a pleasant day!

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